Sardarji: I have a cow for you for just Rs.500!
Patelbhai: I’ll take it,? You can bring it to me tomorrow, here is the money.
The next day: ‘Sorry Patelbhai, but the cow died last night.’
Oh.. So, ok then. “Just give me my money back”
‘Sorry Bhaia, I already spent that money.’
‘So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow.’
So, Sardarji brought the dead cow to Patel the next morning.
A few weeks later…..
Sardarji bumped into Patel and asked him what he did with the dead cow:
‘You won’t believe it Sardarji ! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets
for Rs. 5 each!
I made a profit of Rs.750!
But, I didn’t tell anyone the cow was dead..
And the people didn’t complain?’
No! Only the guy who won!?
So, I gave him back his Rs. 5 and he was happy!
Patel is now Minister of Finance in Gujarat.